The Church of the holy grains
blessing your body since 1964
Ezekiel 4:9 Sprouted Grain Bread is made with some of the purest ingredients in the world. Perhaps they’re so pure that they come from a higher power? Maybe the Holy Grain itself?
CW: Lauren Sitterly AD: Haley Schrenk
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People would be able to redeem their free gift sticker for one of these items.
As a product extension, Ezekiel 4:9 would sell toasters that toast divine images and words onto the bread, such as: blessed be these grains.